Rob, we used to have some interesting discussions about Monty and Patton on the "World War Two Politics and Command" thread under the Historical Discussion section.
Here's a little ditty a few of us composed, to be sung in rhyme to the "Lumberjack Song" from Monty Python.
From the top again everybody
I'm a general and I'm okay, I sleep all night, and I brag all day,
I hold press conferences, I take all credit, I blame everybody but me,
On Wednesdays I go yachting, and have the Prime Minister to Tea.
On Thursdays I go hunting, and shoot Montgomery.
I'm a General and I'm okay, I pray all night, and I kill all day.
I dress in fancy outfits, I slap sick grunts, I swear fluently.
I've got ivory handled pistols, but they look butch to me.
My voice is like a girlie, not like George C Scott's, tee hee.