Blah blah blah WWII...Blah blah blah Afrika Korps...Blah blah blah Nucular Bomb! Blah blah blahdy blah blah blah the Grandmas Bulge. If I hear anymore about WWII, I'm gonna take my 56 pesos per month defence budget and go play in some other sandpit..
So listen up guys, this is whats really going to happen in 2008:
Jan 2008 - I win $20,000,000 Powerball and place order with K&C Hong Kong for all the Naps they have.
Feb 2008 - I visit K&C Hong Kong and complain bitterly that they are holding out on me and demand they sell me the remainder of their Naps. They observe that I am not messing around and acquiese (give in).
Mar 2008 - Following my flash flood visit to head office and my artificial inflating of the global demand for K&C Naps - Andy finaly sees the error of his waysin following blindly the WWII path and self corrects the market by releasing 6 (yes yes hurried but necessary) Austrian Infantry sets.
Apr 2008 - Following on from the soldout Austrian Naps he releases Prussian Infantry Naps (pretty good they are too!)
May 2008 - All Prussians sold out and a month off to source 3 new factories on the mainland just to produce Naps!! (OMG!!!! the success of it all)
June 2008 - Yaaahooo!! K&C finally releases the much requested and sought after Polish Lancers!!
July 2008 - Followed by the Red Dutch Lancers (Oh joyous day)
Aug 2008 - K&C takes a breather and a chance for his factories to source more pewter to make almost soley Naps.
Sept 2008 - Brunswicker 'Deaths Head" Leib infantry Naps released (he could no longer wait for anyone else to produce them..)
Oct 2008 - French Carabiniers!! An early Christmas!!!! Thank you Andy
Nov 2008 - French Guard Artillery - Boootiful - move over Britains!!
Dec 2008 - Naps sold out!!! Whaa..?? How can it be? Oh well maybe enough time to squeeze another tiger out before Christmas Day coswe haven't had one of those in a while.
Jan 2009 - Andy retires a veeeery wealthy and contented man having appointed me to oversee another year of Naps production from K&C Head Office in HongKong.
The End.