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[Desertkiwi]

OH NO....sorry Toddy mate I can't even spell my own gibberish...it is 'SNAGS not SANGS' now that's a Barry Crocker (shocker)......:redface2:{sm2}
Wayne.

SNAGS it is mate..........I'll have to meet this Barry Crocker bloke, is he any relative of Tom's, Jack or Howy{eek3}

 

[OzDigger]

Ok Wayne.......I've heard them refered to as 'big boys, chubs, sizzlers, weeners, fat fella's, thin's, chipolata's, donkey dongs' and of course the very inappropiate 'little boys' and then we have the very posh 'cocktail sasuage'......which of course is no more then minced up piggy bits wrapped up in a nice bright red skin......but SANGS, now thats a new one on me mate.......hey I like it. I'm certainly going to be using that at me next dinner party{eek3}

Donger is a new one, I thought they were dry and part of a Dingo, I think I'll stick to steak {eek3}

 

[TomNT]

SNAGS it is mate..........I'll have to meet this Barry Crocker bloke, is he any relative of Tom's, Jack or Howy{eek3}

No relative of mine Toddy, that's QLD talk for you and they are a weird mob..{sm2}:rolleyes2:{sm4}

Tom

 

[waynepoo]

SNAGS it is mate..........I'll have to meet this Barry Crocker bloke, is he any relative of Tom's, Jack or Howy{eek3}

Never heard of Barry Crocker? well I knew you Kiwis were like mushrooms but really..:rolleyes2: well have a gander at this..... and Tom mate pay attention as well....
Wayne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sjyrmSXOw

 

[Desertkiwi]

Never heard of Barry Crocker? well I knew you Kiwis were like mushrooms but really..:rolleyes2: well have a gander at this..... and Tom mate pay attention as well....
Wayne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sjyrmSXOw

.......'unbutton the mutton'{eek3}......orrrrrr Wayne mate I'm like'n this Barry bloke already.....{sm3}

 

[Desertkiwi]

Cricky I've just seen the 6 o'clock news..... heck Wayne you're right mate, it's fair 'persistenting' down over there in the Sunshine State and here was me think'n it was only the poor Brits copping all the bad weather.......

 

[waynepoo]

Cricky I've just seen the 6 o'clock news..... heck Wayne you're right mate, it's fair 'persistenting' down over there in the Sunshine State and here was me think'n it was only the poor Brits copping all the bad weather.......

Toddy, mate the chooks have come inside to the lounge room, the dog doesn't bother to lift his leg anymore and there'll be no need to prune the trees for awhile, so all in all normal Queensland weather mate.....{eek3}:wink2::rolleyes2:
Wayne.

 

[OzDigger]

.......'unbutton the mutton'{eek3}......orrrrrr Wayne mate I'm like'n this Barry bloke already.....{sm3}

If you appreciate that style of 'humor' I recommend you search for some videos of Sir Les Patterson, Australia's Cultural Attache. I would post a link to one of his videos but I'm certain the content would be considered unsuitible for this forum.

 

[TomNT]

Toddy, mate the chooks have come inside to the lounge room, the dog doesn't bother to lift his leg anymore and there'll be no need to prune the trees for awhile, so all in all normal Queensland weather mate.....{eek3}:wink2::rolleyes2:
Wayne.

Mate, i hope during your normal QLD weather that the chooks lay some eggs, the dog has a heartbeat and the trees haven't fallen a*** over head!

Tom

 

[Desertkiwi]

If you appreciate that style of 'humor' I recommend you search for some videos of Sir Les Patterson, Australia's Cultural Attache. I would post a link to one of his videos but I'm certain the content would be considered unsuitible for this forum.

Cheers OzDigger.......sounds great, from memory Sir Les is a distance relative of the lovely Dame Edna I believe and Wayne's Great Aunt, by a second cousin removed{sm2}

 

[Desertkiwi]

Toddy, mate the chooks have come inside to the lounge room, the dog doesn't bother to lift his leg anymore and there'll be no need to prune the trees for awhile, so all in all normal Queensland weather mate.....{eek3}:wink2::rolleyes2:
Wayne.

Hells bells Wayne, sounds like you're a regular Dr Doolittle mate, with a house full of the lost and bewildered.......with that lot indoors I don't know where you fit all ya TS??

 

[TomNT]

Hells bells Wayne, sounds like you're a regular Dr Doolittle mate, with a house full of the lost and bewildered.......with that lot indoors I don't know where you fit all ya TS??

Don't worry Toddy, there's plenty of room for the TS as i have been to Wayne's donga and seen the layout, but the only issue would be all the racket going on with the chooks and hounds going off tap which would have the poor bloody little men ducking for cover! :rolleyes2:^&grin

Tom

 

[OzDigger]

Cheers OzDigger.......sounds great, from memory Sir Les is a distance relative of the lovely Dame Edna I believe and Wayne's Great Aunt, by a second cousin removed{sm2}

That's him, and a very 'classy' gentleman he is, they recently republished his book 'The Travelers Tool [Enlarged]', here's the blurb:


Sir Les Patterson is back in print, and this time he is ENLARGED!

Since the original publication of this book in 1985, The Traveller's Tool has been an up market man's manual which will find its place next to the 'nivea' on every executive's bedside table. The book is not only packed with practical advice, but is also, in Sir Les's own words, 'as funny as buggery.'

One of the funniest books I've ever read, but may be a bit risque for some people.

 

[OzDigger]

Toddy, mate the chooks have come inside to the lounge room, the dog doesn't bother to lift his leg anymore and there'll be no need to prune the trees for awhile, so all in all normal Queensland weather mate.....{eek3}:wink2::rolleyes2:
Wayne.

The sun came out here for a good five minutes this morning giving some meaning to the Sunshine Coast. Another bonus is the power is back on after a 12 hour blackout, wasn't a major worry as I have a gas cooktop etc but you do take such things for granted as Jazz/Brad will know.

 

[TomNT]

The sun came out here for a good five minutes this morning giving some meaning to the Sunshine Coast. Another bonus is the power is back on after a 12 hour blackout, wasn't a major worry as I have a gas cooktop etc but you do take such things for granted as Jazz/Brad will know.

Good to hear Matt, glad everything is ok.

Tom

 

[OzDigger]

Good to hear Matt, glad everything is ok.

Tom

Thanks Tom, of course plenty of people have much more serious issues than mine due to flooding etc. I only had boredom to deal with, decided to catch up on my reading, a long time since I read a book by candle light.

 

[Desertkiwi]

That's him, and a very 'classy' gentleman he is, they recently republished his book 'The Travelers Tool [Enlarged]', here's the blurb:


Sir Les Patterson is back in print, and this time he is ENLARGED!

Since the original publication of this book in 1985, The Traveller's Tool has been an up market man's manual which will find its place next to the 'nivea' on every executive's bedside table. The book is not only packed with practical advice, but is also, in Sir Les's own words, 'as funny as buggery.'

One of the funniest books I've ever read, but may be a bit risque for some people.

.....funny as buggery......the last time I used that saying was when my mate Dave reversed into a police car{eek3}:tongue:..........on that note I'm off to find a copy, sounds like my kind of book Oz, thanks for the heads up....{sm4}

 

[OzDigger]

.....funny as buggery......the last time I used that saying was when my mate Dave reversed into a police car{eek3}:tongue:..........on that note I'm off to find a copy, sounds like my kind of book Oz, thanks for the heads up....{sm4}

No Worries (another Sir Les saying). Btw I just got home after helping my brother repair his garden shed after a mini tornado decided to mix it up a bit. After some post shed raising refreshments he showed me the following video shot yesterday at a local beach less than five minutes from where I live.

Note that it's not snow it's foam whipped up by strong winds and waves, a close call for Two local cops:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=4877236821508

 

[Desertkiwi]

Don't worry Toddy, there's plenty of room for the TS as i have been to Wayne's donga and seen the layout, but the only issue would be all the racket going on with the chooks and hounds going off tap which would have the poor bloody little men ducking for cover! :rolleyes2:^&grin

Tom

...ducking for cover.....heck i'd be weting me pants for fear the chooks would break into a cabinet and mistake the wee fella's for 'hard-feed'{sm5}

 

[Desertkiwi]

No Worries (another Sir Les saying). Btw I just got home after helping my brother repair his garden shed after a mini tornado decided to mix it up a bit. After some post shed raising refreshments he showed me the following video shot yesterday at a local beach less than five minutes from where I live.

Note that it's not snow it's foam whipped up by strong winds and waves, a close call for Two local cops:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=4877236821508

Gee Matt, I nearly filled me pants when I watched that.........I'm sure the two cops need a re-wipe......phew that was close...