Unfortunately, all my earliest memories of toy soldiers now result in traumatic neurological flashbacks and uncontollable flinching.
My earliest memory is from the age of five in South Africa...Christmas morning...opening a W. Britains plastic Overland Stage Coach (you know which one...it was a beauty!). In my excitement, I knocked over a lamp, causing a severe burn to my wrist, which as I grew travelled up my arm, the traces of which could still be seen into my early 20s.
Shortly after this I moved to the Britains plastic farmyard range and amassed an eclectic managerie (which included an ibex and hippo...weird farm), but of which the vast range of pigs fascinated me. I am sure I had 30 or so. My father had a sadistic colleague who would visit us often, look for my farmyard setup and immediately knock over all the pigs, driving me to tears each time. Now in his 80s, he still calls from time to time to remind me and laugh...the sadistic bugger.
Flashfoward a few years when we had moved to Surrey, I would make my weekly trip with my grandmother to Nobs toy shop (now gone...sigh) or Guildford Dolls Hospital (which I think is still there). Both had lovely assortments of the Britains' Deetail ranges, and each week my collection of Naps, Foreign Legion, AWC, and WWII grew. One summer my parents decided that we would take a trip to the States (by ship), and I brought my little blue woven case filled with my soldiers to play with on board. I had made a friend on the ship, a little girl a couple of years my junior, and we had been playing on deck. I turned my back momentarily (don't ever do this when you are playing with girls), and she was tossing my beautiful soldiers overboard one at a time just for fun. She almost joined them.
This put me off soldiers (and girls) for a short time, and I began modelling ships. My first "masterpiece" (at least in the eyes of a 10-year old) was a fully functional, battery-powered model of the German battleship Tirpitz. Having spent a week building and painting it, her maiden voyage was to be straight across the local pond. For those of you ever considering doing this, those little rubber bushings that go around the propeller shafts...be sure not to omit these during assembly. I gently placed her in the water, little pond waves lapping against her bow...turned on her battery switch and off she went zipping across the pond...well about 75 feet anyway, when she began taking on water. From the shore I could see hundreds of little 1:200 scale men manning life boats and plunging from the stern railings. To this day, I still fanastize about dredging that pond, or possibly contacting James Cameron to organize a dive. Next time, the boat pond at Bognor Regis.
Now I have a seven year old nephew, and he wonders why I won't let him touch my toys.
The image below is a facsimile of that lost treasure.