Mike, sort your computer out! {sm0}
THE WINNERS
Thanks to all that entered!
"There was some concern amongst the archers when the Earl of Oxford was put in charge of pre-battle
entertainment but they needn't have worried.
He could organize a piss up in a brewery!"
"A peculiarly British tradition....deciding who pays for the first round."
"It must be Coke it can't be Pepsi. Have you taken the Pepsi challenge?"
"I don't know what’s happened but I can't see my hand in front of my face."
"I say old chap….. what a spot of bother, as soon as we stop for a tipple then all this riff raff shows up!"
"This contest is in tents"
"Through newly found historical documents and paintings….
The inception of the college game of beer pong, can be traced back to the War of The roses….."
"Its going to be a long Knight!"
"Wait! WAIT! Which ones are the alcohol-free lagers? I have to give the wife a ride home tonight."
"The king had reason to worry about his army.
These drinking games went on for days without end and resulted in so many sleepless, weary knights.
"I don't care if the froth rusts ya helmet Nigel, you can't have a straw"
"The audience were genuinely shocked when the current leader in the annual blind beer tasting competition
of the fellowship of the White Boar announced that he was stepping
aside from any further part in the competition due to his sudden remembrance
of an earlier promised appearance at a field in Bosworth that very afternoon."
"So what's the Plan then?"
"Take Steed, Go to tower, Kill Twins, Grab Throne,
Have a nice cold pint and wait 32 years for all this to blow over"
"There was a time in Oxford when the sports practiced were more rough than today.
Here John De Vere shoots first in the annual burp competition."
"The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Der Becher mit dem Facher hat den Wein gut und rein!"
"I've lost track, does anyone in the audience know what round this is?"