Major General Mitch,
C'mon man...there is no need to be soooo...pugilistic so early in the morning! We got a "man down" and have some empathy for the dude. Speaking from experience, when there is a blow up over "dollies" (as my wife calls them) it is a terrible thing. Things get said, old arguments come up, you feel guilty, nobody loves you and the one joy in your life is being thrown out in the front yard...literally...box and all. It is a Texas thang you would not understand.
If something goes down in TEXAS it goes down BIG...the Alamo..Battle of San Jacinto...One riot-one Ranger...JFK...LBJ...Fiesta...Cadillacs and Trucks...fajitas...BBQ...jalepeno eating contest...David Koresh...and a whole bunch of stuff that is reminiscent of the Good, the Bad and the Fugly. But, when the ole lady comes down on you...hell even the courts in Texas can't save you. Its a "community property" state and in the eyes of Texas law she owns half (if not all) those "dollies".
So, show a little love brother and by the way where to do you hail from? Please don't say New Jersey...
John from Texas
PS: See you at the show in TEXAS? It is rather amazing.