Please forget it! (1 Viewer)

[Arnhemjim]

Please forget about it!

 

[wayne556517]

WTF......................

 

[tdubel]

Youse guys got this all wrong............fuggedaboutit.

 

[arnhem44mad]

Yeah so anyway a duck walks into a bar and asks for a packet of peanuts, the bartender says that this is a bar and they do not sell peanuts here, so the duck goes away...

The duck goes back the next day to the same bar and asks for a packet of peanuts, the bartender says 'I told you yesterday this is a bar we don't sell peanuts here, and if you come back one more time I'll nail your beak to the counter!' So the duck goes away.

The duck goes back the next day to the same bar and asks the bartender if he has any nails, the bartender says no, and the duck says 'Oh well in that case Can I have a packet of peanuts?'

 

[Phantom Warrior]

A very interesting discussion, and as you no doubt guessed, since it was initiated by arnhemjim, it was about Arnhem. Nothing at all to do with New Jersey or ducks. But not for public consumption - just for Arnhem historians.

Terry

 

[Simpson & his donkey.]

I was trying to sell this duck hunting dog one day in a pub in Arnhem. So I went up to this guy and said are you after a good duck hunting dog. He said he was but wanted to no how do I tell whether it's a duck hunting dog or not. I said that's easy just go over there and lift up the dogs tail and check out it's freckle. The young guy look at me as if I was sick in the head but I had to let him in on a little secret. I said the secret to a good duck hunting dog is that if he has a small freckle he is very good for hunting ducks. But if he has a large freckle he is no good at all as the water will flow into his freckle and he will sink. So the young guy went up to the dog and lifted his tail and had a good long look as it's freckle. After a few seconds he said this dog is no good for duck hunting as he has a large freckle. With a big embarrassed look on my face I went over to the dog and lifted his tail to take a look myself. And the young guy was right this dog had a big freckle. So I reached around and grabbed that dog by the balls and gave them a big squeeze and his freckle puckered right up as tight as you could get. I turned to the young guy and said mate sorry I had this one adjusted for QUAIL. Simmo.

 

[jazzeum]

I think Jim is it, whatever it is or isn't.

 

[Stickleback]

Please forget about it!

Hmm, now I'm intrigued. What was it we were talking about?

 

[The Military Workshop]

Now there is a challenge.
Forget something when we do not know what we are forgetting.
Consider it forgotten.
I was considering just making a self deletion just to add to the mystery of this thread.
Regards
Brett