larso
Sergeant Major
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- May 2, 2008
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Some spoilers and a fairly negative tone.....
The word that kept coming to mind was ponderous. Everything takes too long. The action, the talking, even the walking. Then there are the diversions from the main story. These are the bits that were alluded to in the book but Jackson has really fleshed them out. Frankly, they didn’t add anything to the story – indeed, they detracted from it. When you’ve got too long to think, you just keep finding problems. Are those Elves or Ninjas? Those Orcs look pretty tough to me, yet somehow everyone kills them like they’re ants! Then there’s the dwarves – is there anybody who doesn’t capture them? After LOTR I thought dwarves were supposed to be awesome? Maybe Gimli was adopted? They talk a good fight but there’s a problem there too. In LOTR, the end of the world was truly nigh, so serious speeches were very much the order of the day. The plot here though is closer to an Oceans Eleven caper, so much of the worthy talk just doesn’t fit, nor does the unceasing majestic musical score! The dialogue that should’ve been interesting, between Bilbo and Smaug, just went on forever. Indeed, is that how Smaug captured the mountain in the first place – by talking everyone to death? I could go on but then I’d just get to the inter-species love story…
I wrote for the first film that I thought Jackson would’ve been better doing this in two films only. Seeing this, confirms that thought. It’s quite the stuff up. I know Jackson and crew are Tolkien fan-boys but they’ve indulged themselves to the point of swamping the central story. There’s no point giving us a heap of ‘bonus’ material if the audience has stopped paying attention. While it may all have been motivated by the chance to make (another) fortune, will that be the case if no one’s watching the third half? It’s my opinion, that a lot of people who watched LOTR again and again and purchased the films, won’t bother this time round.
The toy range is rubbish too! Arhhhh!!!
The word that kept coming to mind was ponderous. Everything takes too long. The action, the talking, even the walking. Then there are the diversions from the main story. These are the bits that were alluded to in the book but Jackson has really fleshed them out. Frankly, they didn’t add anything to the story – indeed, they detracted from it. When you’ve got too long to think, you just keep finding problems. Are those Elves or Ninjas? Those Orcs look pretty tough to me, yet somehow everyone kills them like they’re ants! Then there’s the dwarves – is there anybody who doesn’t capture them? After LOTR I thought dwarves were supposed to be awesome? Maybe Gimli was adopted? They talk a good fight but there’s a problem there too. In LOTR, the end of the world was truly nigh, so serious speeches were very much the order of the day. The plot here though is closer to an Oceans Eleven caper, so much of the worthy talk just doesn’t fit, nor does the unceasing majestic musical score! The dialogue that should’ve been interesting, between Bilbo and Smaug, just went on forever. Indeed, is that how Smaug captured the mountain in the first place – by talking everyone to death? I could go on but then I’d just get to the inter-species love story…
I wrote for the first film that I thought Jackson would’ve been better doing this in two films only. Seeing this, confirms that thought. It’s quite the stuff up. I know Jackson and crew are Tolkien fan-boys but they’ve indulged themselves to the point of swamping the central story. There’s no point giving us a heap of ‘bonus’ material if the audience has stopped paying attention. While it may all have been motivated by the chance to make (another) fortune, will that be the case if no one’s watching the third half? It’s my opinion, that a lot of people who watched LOTR again and again and purchased the films, won’t bother this time round.
The toy range is rubbish too! Arhhhh!!!