This constant nannying is becoming serious. Everyone and everything must now have "rights" and to contravene these is likely to be accused of being an "ist" practicing "isms". If you tell an Irish or Jewish joke you are accused of being a racist and practicing racism. A Senior Citizen joke and you are ageist, a man telling a joke about females, sexist, ( although strangely not if a female tells a joke about men.) God help you if you smoke, not only forbidden in enclosed buildings but now even in some designated areas in the open. At the last London show smokers were herded into a particular corner of the courtyard. Next it will be the badges, and then the camps. If you are overweight you are obese and doctors will refuse to operate on you. If you enjoy anything The Great Nanny will be sure to find some reason why it is bad for you. The Great Nanny is omnipotent and determined to create a new one thousand year regime. Gentlemen, there is only one way we can overcome this monster. We have to take out a contract on Mary Poppins.