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Never mind the crocs, even the 'cute' animals are tough as Kevlar:

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You know it as: The dopier cousin of the Koala. The Wombat is another Australian marsupial which looks as if it feeds primarily on cupcakes and tummy rubs. It’s what you’d get if you crossed a teddy bear with a puppy. They usually measure 39 inches in length and 20 MegaKittens in adorableness.

But in reality: The Wombat is often preyed upon by Dingoes and Tasmanian Devils, some of the toughest bastards to ever come out of Australia, and that’s saying something. When one of them spots the little ball of fur, the Wombat dives into its tunnel home, leaving its behind opened for attacks. (Which is OK because their butts are made of pure cartilage.) Then, when a Dingo or a Tasmanian Devil squeezes their head into the tunnel to get to the Wombat, it gives them a couple of donkey kicks to the noggin, turning their brains into slush with its powerful legs. To reiterate: the Wombat is an animal which kicks Tasmanian Devils to death.

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Panzer ace said:
Never mind the crocs, even the 'cute' animals are tough as Kevlar:

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You know it as: The dopier cousin of the Koala. The Wombat is another Australian marsupial which looks as if it feeds primarily on cupcakes and tummy rubs. It’s what you’d get if you crossed a teddy bear with a puppy. They usually measure 39 inches in length and 20 MegaKittens in adorableness.

But in reality: The Wombat is often preyed upon by Dingoes and Tasmanian Devils, some of the toughest bastards to ever come out of Australia, and that’s saying something. When one of them spots the little ball of fur, the Wombat dives into its tunnel home, leaving its behind opened for attacks. (Which is OK because their butts are made of pure cartilage.) Then, when a Dingo or a Tasmanian Devil squeezes their head into the tunnel to get to the Wombat, it gives them a couple of donkey kicks to the noggin, turning their brains into slush with its powerful legs. To reiterate: the Wombat is an animal which kicks Tasmanian Devils to death.

From: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-secretly-badass-animals.php
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That right mate, what do think bit the head off the bloody croc!........{sm4}
Wayne.
 
I came across a cassowary more than once in my bush walks and have to say I let them take the high road. They have big toes that can disembowel you with one kick. Good thing is that they will leave you alone if you keep away and leave them to have it. I will not speak of snakes as I really hate them and they are aggressive . Chris.
 
Panzer ace said:
Never mind the crocs, even the 'cute' animals are tough as Kevlar:

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You know it as: The dopier cousin of the Koala. The Wombat is another Australian marsupial which looks as if it feeds primarily on cupcakes and tummy rubs. It’s what you’d get if you crossed a teddy bear with a puppy. They usually measure 39 inches in length and 20 MegaKittens in adorableness.

But in reality: The Wombat is often preyed upon by Dingoes and Tasmanian Devils, some of the toughest bastards to ever come out of Australia, and that’s saying something. When one of them spots the little ball of fur, the Wombat dives into its tunnel home, leaving its behind opened for attacks. (Which is OK because their butts are made of pure cartilage.) Then, when a Dingo or a Tasmanian Devil squeezes their head into the tunnel to get to the Wombat, it gives them a couple of donkey kicks to the noggin, turning their brains into slush with its powerful legs. To reiterate: the Wombat is an animal which kicks Tasmanian Devils to death.

From: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-secretly-badass-animals.php
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Very true Jason, those little buggers will give you a vasectomy free of charge! {sm2}{eek3}{sm4}

Tom
 
Panzer ace said:
Never mind the crocs, even the 'cute' animals are tough as Kevlar:

View attachment 134081

You know it as: The dopier cousin of the Koala. The Wombat is another Australian marsupial which looks as if it feeds primarily on cupcakes and tummy rubs. It’s what you’d get if you crossed a teddy bear with a puppy. They usually measure 39 inches in length and 20 MegaKittens in adorableness.

But in reality: The Wombat is often preyed upon by Dingoes and Tasmanian Devils, some of the toughest bastards to ever come out of Australia, and that’s saying something. When one of them spots the little ball of fur, the Wombat dives into its tunnel home, leaving its behind opened for attacks. (Which is OK because their butts are made of pure cartilage.) Then, when a Dingo or a Tasmanian Devil squeezes their head into the tunnel to get to the Wombat, it gives them a couple of donkey kicks to the noggin, turning their brains into slush with its powerful legs. To reiterate: the Wombat is an animal which kicks Tasmanian Devils to death.

From: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-secretly-badass-animals.php
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This has to be a photoshopped picture, 1187251_10151923884507868_1724542227_n.jpg
 
Desertkiwi said:
......apparently the poor bugga run into a run-away Alblack scrum....{sm5}{sm4}
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Oh dear, nothing worse than a Kiwi after a win over the Wallabies! almost as bad as a Aussie after a once in a decade win over the All Blacks.....:wink2:
Wayne.
 
waynepoo said:
Oh dear, nothing worse than a Kiwi after a win over the Wallabies! almost as bad as a Aussie after a once in a decade win over the All Blacks.....:wink2:
Wayne.
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What can I say mate, it was a close run thing...:salute::
 
A friend of mine who grew up in Northern Queensland has talked of watching Taipans (world's deadliest snake) chasing his tractor and striking (biting) the wheels!
 
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