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Chuck Norris lore...

Chuck Norris has a third fist in his beard...

A circus clown once bumped into Chuck Norris. It took him only three seconds to twist the clown into an animal balloon.

The rope that they made to hang Saddam Hussien was made out of Chuck Norris' beard hair. It never released its grip.

Chuck Norris once abducted aliens.

Chuck Norris can watch 3-D movies wearing only a monocle.

Chuck Norris uses wasabi as toothpaste.
 

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