jazzeum
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I don't know why but somehow when I hear the words "What the Scale is going on?", I think of the Stones' classic Mother's Little Helper. So without further ado, here's my version. Apologies to Mick and Keith. The real words follow
What a drag it is getting bad scale
"Collectors are different today"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
Collectors needs something today to calm them down
And though they're not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
They go running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
And it helps them on their way, gets them through their busy day
"Things are different today"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
Buying out of scale AFV's just a drag
So they buy another AFV
And goes running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
And it helps them on their way, getting them through their busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, he took four more
What a drag it is getting bad scale
"Collectors just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
They just don't appreciate that you make so much
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, he took four more
What a drag it is getting bad scale
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
The pursuit of scale happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy collecting day.
****
The real lyrics:
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
What a drag it is getting bad scale
"Collectors are different today"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
Collectors needs something today to calm them down
And though they're not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
They go running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
And it helps them on their way, gets them through their busy day
"Things are different today"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
Buying out of scale AFV's just a drag
So they buy another AFV
And goes running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
And it helps them on their way, getting them through their busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, he took four more
What a drag it is getting bad scale
"Collectors just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
They just don't appreciate that you make so much
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, he took four more
What a drag it is getting bad scale
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry manufacturer say
The pursuit of scale happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a collector's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy collecting day.
****
The real lyrics:
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day