In order to save on time, and therefore tax payers money, we were thinking of shortening the whole proceeding, by skipping out on the defence's case. Prosecution - predetermined verdict - sentence. Job's a good 'un. /QUOTE]
I can recommend Sptfrnd to represent you. I'm sure he will get you off, with good behavior. Worse to worse you can share the cell next to Lindsey Lohan's. Now, on second thought....
Of course, you can represent yourself. However, don't forget the old maxim: the person who represents himself has a fool for a client
Seems to be a lot of 'denial' there, never a good sign to the men in white coats.
You boys are big bullies, nobody loves me etc etc
I think you will find I not only win my forthcoming court case but you lot will have to pay me substantial compensation for defomation of character. Because I have hired one of the worlds foremost defence barristers, the Right Honourable Miss J.Anniston who said she wants to 'Handle my affairs'!.I will also be calling on Miss F. Luck has a defence witness!.
So as Pitt the younger said to the leader of the opposition in Blackadder the third ; ' Poo to you with Knobs on'
Rob
