London March show (1 Viewer)

Just bear in mind that there is a BIG TUC demonstration/march scheduled for the Saturday in central London. Tens of thousands expected.
 
Quote: 'The TUC expects at least a quarter of a million people. Over 500 coaches are booked—and the unions are block-booking trains'.
 
chalklands said:
Quote: 'The TUC expects at least a quarter of a million people. Over 500 coaches are booked—and the unions are block-booking trains'.
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It will take more than the TUC to stop the Brit Treefroggers!:wink2:

Rob
 
chalklands said:
Quote: 'The TUC expects at least a quarter of a million people. Over 500 coaches are booked—and the unions are block-booking trains'.
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As long as they are not all coming to the show. The barmaid would be too busy. Trooper
 
Guys, I know this is an offence punishable by firing squad, but I may have to miss the drinking session this time. This huge TUC rally is going to cause some chaos on the trains and as a result I may leave about 10/11am to get a seat on the train home before the stampede starts.:redface2:

Rob
 
Rob said:
Guys, I know this is an offence punishable by firing squad, but I may have to miss the drinking session this time. This huge TUC rally is going to cause some chaos on the trains and as a result I may leave about 10/11am to get a seat on the train home before the stampede starts.:redface2:

Rob
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Errrrr.....not an excuse, not an option. You'll sit down and ride out the storm, in the comfort of the National bar, until the train frees itself up, whilst getting more and more lubricated.

Now, lets hear none of this type of nonsense again, and we'll say no more about this little outburst.
 
Rob mate,
I cannot believe my eyes. Did you say that you were leaving a TS Show before the Bar had closed. SHAME. And I thought I could convert you into a dinky dye Aussie.
Just cancelled my flights to the UK for the March Show.:wink2::wink2:
Cheers Howard
 
Northgate Woods said:
Rob mate,
I cannot believe my eyes. Did you say that you were leaving a TS Show before the Bar had closed. SHAME. And I thought I could convert you into a dinky dye Aussie.
Just cancelled my flights to the UK for the March Show.:wink2::wink2:
Cheers Howard
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Howard, its just a ruse to get them all to buy me a drink and make me stay mate:wink2:

Cheers

Rob
 
Gentlemen, the Board forming the prosecution at the Drumhead Court Martial will assemble in the bar ten minutes earlier than usual so that the punishment due the accused may be decided upon in order it may be implemented as soon as he is found guilty. All suggestions shall receive due consideration. Trooper
 
trooper said:
Gentlemen, the Board forming the prosecution at the Drumhead Court Martial will assemble in the bar ten minutes earlier than usual so that the punishment due the accused may be decided upon in order it may be implemented as soon as he is found guilty. All suggestions shall receive due consideration. Trooper
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I shall bring the Beetroot! :eek:^&grin

:salute::

Jeff
 
Rob...

With all the 'kettling' there won't be any conjestion in London you will be able to drink worry free thanks to the Metropolitan police!!!! Wonder if the TUC will hand out nappies for its members???
Mitch
 
Gentlemen, enough levity. These are very serious charges ie Desertion, in that the accused by his own admission intends to leave before the duly appointed hour thus blighting the honoured traditions of the Battalion.
Secondly, cowardice, insofar he has indicated that he is a fraidy cat when confronted by two whinging TUC members
Thirdly, dereliction of duty in that he, by his absence, deprives the members their usual opportunity to poke fun at him.
Fourthly, being idle on parade. (The phrase "A norrible little man" springs to mind.)
Unfortunately some slack jawed, swivel eyed, liberal minded, wooly brained, do gooding cretins of uncertain gender have deprived us the pleasure of the death penalty. Therefore I suggest the following. First he shall be stripped of all purchases made on the day. His Treefroggers badge ceremonially ripped from his lapel. An immediate reduction in Forum rank to Private 2nd Class. His gin priviledges revoked and his sole beverage to be limited to lemon barley water for the next ten shows. And last, but not least, confined to the naughty step during the Strictly Come Dancing programmes. Trooper
 
trooper said:
Gentlemen, enough levity. These are very serious charges ie Desertion, in that the accused by his own admission intends to leave before the duly appointed hour thus blighting the honoured traditions of the Battalion.
Secondly, cowardice, insofar he has indicated that he is a fraidy cat when confronted by two whinging TUC members
Thirdly, dereliction of duty in that he, by his absence, deprives the members their usual opportunity to poke fun at him.
Fourthly, being idle on parade. (The phrase "A norrible little man" springs to mind.)
Unfortunately some slack jawed, swivel eyed, liberal minded, wooly brained, do gooding cretins of uncertain gender have deprived us the pleasure of the death penalty. Therefore I suggest the following. First he shall be stripped of all purchases made on the day. His Treefroggers badge ceremonially ripped from his lapel. An immediate reduction in Forum rank to Private 2nd Class. His gin priviledges revoked and his sole beverage to be limited to lemon barley water for the next ten shows. And last, but not least, confined to the naughty step during the Strictly Come Dancing programmes. Trooper
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And the beetroot, don't forget the beetroot!
 
trooper said:
Gentlemen, enough levity. These are very serious charges ie Desertion, in that the accused by his own admission intends to leave before the duly appointed hour thus blighting the honoured traditions of the Battalion.
Secondly, cowardice, insofar he has indicated that he is a fraidy cat when confronted by two whinging TUC members
Thirdly, dereliction of duty in that he, by his absence, deprives the members their usual opportunity to poke fun at him.
Fourthly, being idle on parade. (The phrase "A norrible little man" springs to mind.)
Unfortunately some slack jawed, swivel eyed, liberal minded, wooly brained, do gooding cretins of uncertain gender have deprived us the pleasure of the death penalty. Therefore I suggest the following. First he shall be stripped of all purchases made on the day. His Treefroggers badge ceremonially ripped from his lapel. An immediate reduction in Forum rank to Private 2nd Class. His gin priviledges revoked and his sole beverage to be limited to lemon barley water for the next ten shows. And last, but not least, confined to the naughty step during the Strictly Come Dancing programmes. Trooper
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^&grin It appears we have a barrack room lawyer amongst the troops!!!

I should also point out that conspiring with others to commit mutiny and disobey an order given by a superior officer is also a very serious offence in the Corps of British Treefroggers. On this occasion however I am minded to show mercy, and upon receiving a Vodka and or Gin from each of the conspirators will forget this slur and probably my name rank and gender. I have consulted my lawyers and informed the TUC they should change the route of their march and will now stay for a quick one, no jokes about the barmaid please. I look forward to seeing you all in full kit on parade:salute:::salute:::salute::

Rob
 
Don't think i'll be there this time either which is a shame mainly cause i'll miss the drinks in the bar and the laughs!
Hopefully back for the June one.
 
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