Fine it's an Australian accent.
John from Texas
John,
As far as actors and accents go I think you are confused and cant tell the difference between South African and Australian. I have tried my best but Damian has already put in multiple complaints about this slur on his home country.
You may recall Leo DiCaprio in the movie Blood Diamond. Since you are a movie buff I will let you in on a secret. Dont want you not being in the know on this one but Waynepoo was actually the Aussie dialogue coach for Leo. Some people think Blood Diamond was filmed in Africa but it really was filmed on location in Villagehorse's diamond mine in Australia (about 1,000 km North East of where Wayne WA and Obee live). That well known Australian actor, Arnold Vosloo, when he had his heart to heart exchange with Leo and the soil was actually filmed on Jack's ranch in North Queensland. Waynepoo used to rustle cattle for Jack in the days before they discovered toy soldiers and moved to the big city. You probably know Vosloo from his role in the Western movie The Magnificent Seven Mummies.
Now when you are discussing movies and Leo's chances for an Oscar you can say with "good authority" you know the real story behind Blood Diamond.
Since you are a Tarantino fan I am guessing you are also a fan of the Australian actor Christophe Waltz who is more popular here than Russell Crowe. Probably because he does not throw phones at people and does not support the Rabbitohs. I also like Christophe because he does not buy toy soldiers in Sydney.
Just in case you have not seen Blood Diamond I want you to know Leo dies ......... and he also dies in The Departed. How's that for a double spoiler ? Oh yes, and ever heard of a movie called Titanic ? You will never guess who dies in that one ? Did you know Leo made a movie called Romeo and Juliet and yes you guessed it, he does not live to the end in that one either. I know you have seen Django so no need to guess what happens to Leo in that one. In fact he is beginning to remind me a lot of Sean Bean. Ever seen Game of Thrones, well guess who gets it there ? The Red Wedding ? Too many to list so I will spare you.
Some may not be aware but John recently typed out one of the biggest movie spoilers ever in the history of spoilers in relation to Star Wars and the death of Indiana Jones (I am using code so I don't spoil it for anybody else{sm2}).
Well I have been a fan of Star Wars ever since I saw William Shatner draw his light sabre in the 60's TV series. It was terrible watching as the movie cost me $11 ($157 if I include the coke and popcorn). There I am sitting on the edge of my seat thinking is this the bit where you know who is going to die. Normally I would have had hope that Scotty was going to beam him up and Doc could save him with his scanner thingy. But noooooooooo........ how could that happen when the plot has been blown by the terrible Texan ?. In the history of snitching he makes Joe Vallachi and Sean Penn look like amateurs. J. Edgar would be proud of him. I tell you my revenge is going to be on a par with the fourth Star Wars movie The Wrath of Khan. OK it could have been the 5th movie as it is hard to keep up since they are all jumbled up. Once you have seen two sci fi movies all the space ships look the same and it is hard to tell the Ewoks from the Klingons. I tell yah this boys life has been ruined and my head is more messed up than a character in Inception.
John may have recently seen a movie called The Revanant. That's not revenge, this is revenge. My next movie revelation is going to make the the last boy scout camping trip in The Revenant seem like a walk in the park (please note this does not include parks in LA, Chicago, NY and Boston - actually whenever I think of Boston I think of the theme from The Departed and those gangs of New York are pretty scary).
The coming revelation involves a death bed confession about the few good men at The Alamo. It is going to ruin that story and the movie for John for all time. If you are a fellow Texan I am warning you that you might want to avoid this thread because you will not be able to handle the truth. After all we wouldn't want any Texans going beserk on us would we ? Now that we know there is a branch of Ragnar's mates settled in Texas us Anglo-Saxons have to be careful.
Yours revengefully, Brett^&grin