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"The Naked Counterattack," by Fred Fish, a retired group insurance underwriter/consultant in Irvine, California.
Two thousand years ago the Celtic warriors went to battle naked, and so did my squad in August 1967. My unit, Bravo Company, was moving on foot from Highway 1 along the north side of the Bong Son River. At a location about a mile and a half from the South China Sea, we established positions facing the river. Several miles south of the river, other units from our battalion were conducting a coordinated sweep and pushing the enemy toward our positions. So our mission was to be ready to engage the enemy as they crossed the river from the south.
It was a beautiful day, hot but not too hot, and along the riverbank there was plenty of shade from coconut trees and large bushes covered the large white sand dunes to our rear. It was mid-afternoon when a group of us couldn’t resist the temptation of a little swim. The river was wide and moved slowly, the water was deep and cool, and immediately in front of our positions was a little sand island about 10 yards from the bank of the river, which we could make temporarily our own. It was all very enchanting with the warm sun, the island, the shade of our position and the beautiful blue river flowing gently before us on its way to the South China Sea.
It was also very peaceful; there was not a sound from the far side of the river. So we stripped off our uniforms and headed for the river. Some of us swam in the deep water near the bank, some made it to the sand island and others had blown up their air mattresses to float to the island.
As we were enjoying our swim and the warm sun, automatic weapon fire suddenly broke out around us, hitting the trees and bushes and shore to our rear. We were expecting the enemy to come toward us from the far side of the river, and now we were being attacked from our rear. And we were naked!
Without hesitation we swam or paddled to shore, grabbed our weapons, and stark naked charged up the banks returning the fire. Our naked, burly M-60 machine gun operator ran forward yelling “feed me,” trailed by an equally naked assistant holding an ammo belt and trying to snap it on to the few rounds dangling from the M-60.
Looking back, I must admit that those of us armed with M-16s or M-79 grenade launchers, with extra ammo belts strung across our chests, probably looked very distressed as we charged naked toward the sand dunes to our rear. But this was nothing when compared to our miserable and pathetic looking M-60 machine gun crew. They certainly did not look anything like Audie Murphy as they charged naked toward the sand dunes, dodging palm-laden ground in bare feet and at the same time, trying to fasten a new belt of ammo to the dangling link. Quickly realizing the enemy fire had stopped and that we were doing much more damage to our feet than we could hope to inflict on the enemy, our imposing group pulled up, as horses being brought to a quick stop in western movies. Our naked counterattack must have scared the hell out of the enemy, because they swiftly withdrew. It was a bit unorthodox, but as they say, “no harm no foul.”
It was a beautiful day, hot but not too hot, and along the riverbank there was plenty of shade from coconut trees and large bushes covered the large white sand dunes to our rear. It was mid-afternoon when a group of us couldn’t resist the temptation of a little swim. The river was wide and moved slowly, the water was deep and cool, and immediately in front of our positions was a little sand island about 10 yards from the bank of the river, which we could make temporarily our own. It was all very enchanting with the warm sun, the island, the shade of our position and the beautiful blue river flowing gently before us on its way to the South China Sea.
It was also very peaceful; there was not a sound from the far side of the river. So we stripped off our uniforms and headed for the river. Some of us swam in the deep water near the bank, some made it to the sand island and others had blown up their air mattresses to float to the island.
As we were enjoying our swim and the warm sun, automatic weapon fire suddenly broke out around us, hitting the trees and bushes and shore to our rear. We were expecting the enemy to come toward us from the far side of the river, and now we were being attacked from our rear. And we were naked!
Without hesitation we swam or paddled to shore, grabbed our weapons, and stark naked charged up the banks returning the fire. Our naked, burly M-60 machine gun operator ran forward yelling “feed me,” trailed by an equally naked assistant holding an ammo belt and trying to snap it on to the few rounds dangling from the M-60.
Looking back, I must admit that those of us armed with M-16s or M-79 grenade launchers, with extra ammo belts strung across our chests, probably looked very distressed as we charged naked toward the sand dunes to our rear. But this was nothing when compared to our miserable and pathetic looking M-60 machine gun crew. They certainly did not look anything like Audie Murphy as they charged naked toward the sand dunes, dodging palm-laden ground in bare feet and at the same time, trying to fasten a new belt of ammo to the dangling link. Quickly realizing the enemy fire had stopped and that we were doing much more damage to our feet than we could hope to inflict on the enemy, our imposing group pulled up, as horses being brought to a quick stop in western movies. Our naked counterattack must have scared the hell out of the enemy, because they swiftly withdrew. It was a bit unorthodox, but as they say, “no harm no foul.”