Yogi Berra...
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I never said most of the things I said.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
and my favorite...
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.