The MLB draft was last night and today........................talk about a subdued event vs the NFL draft.
90% of these kids never even get to AA, nevermind the show.
I see the gashouse gorillas drafted some 6'7" oaf from Vanderbilt, imagine him and Lurch colliding in the outfield, the earth would get knocked off its axis.
Two of the pitchers the gashouse gorillas drafted have no chin; they'll fit right in with the current roster, they lead the league in "the most players on the roster with no chin."
That Carpenter story is something else, sucked the last three years, 36 years old, started out in AAA this year, got waved by the Rangers, gashouse gorillas picked him up for peanuts...................and he's tearing the cover off the ball, he "analyzed video of his swing", made adjustments and presto, he's Ruth, Mantle and Gehrig all rolled into one.
"Analyzed his swing" is code for "he's on the sauce"................what a joke, as is that 70's porn mustache of his, that's quite a cookie duster under his nose.