Have to admit I don't follow the Western teams much (always get San Jose and Anaheim confused; one of them won a Stanley Cup right?), Minnesota had a team (the no stars), they moved to Dallas and dropped the North portion of their name (they won a cup too, right; beat the Sabres?), then Minnesota got another team, the Wild (aren't they the Timberwolves; no wait, they are their basketball team), Colorado used to be Quebec, they won a cup too when Ray Borque got traded there (had to leave Boston to win one), Phoenix has a team too, the suns, right? Surprised you're not a rabid Coyotes fan there Sammy, you big hockey nut you.
Anyway, as San Jose melts down, I noticed jumbo Joe Thornton plays for them; ok, that explains the melt down. He used to play for the Bruins and I bounced at a club in Boston called The Rack (an upscale pool club where a lot of Boston athletes used to hang out; it closed several years ago); one night a bunch of the Bruins showed up with Thornton, who was underage at the time. If you were underage, you couldn't drink, but you could get into the club. They used to put a wrist band on the people who were old enough to drink; Thornton borrowed someone's wrist band and tried to buy a beer and got busted, he had the wrist band on his left wrist.
One small problem; the staff that carded you at the front door (ie, ME) put the bands on your right wrist..........one of the bartenders called me over to the bar and he got upset and said "You're not going to throw me out of here are you?" and my reply was "Nah, you're too stupid for me to throw out."
Yep, now I know why the Sharks are melting down..........